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Articles from The Cocktail Bar
15 Women I Never Thought I Would Become
I laughed at Them, and then I Became Them!
Glossy Mags Make You Ugly
And Fat. And Poor. And Old.
6 Ways to Take a Shit Selfie
Think we are all Admiring your Instagram Page? Think Again...
Maybe I’m Not A Real Girl
20 Reasons Why I'm not Like Most Women
LOA has a Sense of Humour
From George Clooney to Turkish Delight...
Are You an Ambivert?
Like Me...
Lazy Late Birthday Presents
And why they Should Arrive ON the Day!
This is Bullshit Bill
We Don't Need a Stick Man's Approval!
Men Have Selective Blindness
It's Right In Front of You!
New Year’s Eve Let Down
How to Avoid the Inevitable Anti Climax of New Year's Eve!
What Kind Of Drunk Are You?
The 8 Sozzled People you will Meet on a Night Out!
MILF? F.U!
Why Is An Attractive Older Mum Even A Thing?
Festive Family Feuds
...and How to Avoid them!
Miles Jupp Talks Balamory, George Clooney, Cricket and more…
The Posh Comedian and Actor Answers our Daft (and not-so-daft) Questions.
