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Articles from The Cocktail Bar
Watch Out! Bridezilla is Coming…
All Brides are Bitches, so Handle with Care
Making Mummy Friends
From Mumship to Friendship
Latin Ladies are Lovely
Time to Embrace your Curves, Kitchen and Cussing, Chicas!
Celebrating Princess Charlotte!
From Food to Places to People: My Top 10 Fabulous Charlottes...
10 Cheeky Films for Women
Magic Mike XXL and Other XXX Films for Girls
Top Ten Tennis Grunts
Do You Know Your Grunts From Your Shrieks?
8 Best Celebrity Comebacks
Chris Evans isn't the Only One to Rise Again
Men are Allergic to Coins
House Invaded by Mysterious Ant Hills of Money? You're not Alone!
10 Things Men Want to Ask Women
Don't worry - I'm here with the Answers, Boys!
Goodie Gwynnie Two Shoes
Why do we Love to Hate Gwyneth Paltrow?
Men are Allergic to Words
Unless they are Bullet Points or Short (very Short!) Stories...
My Mid-Life Crisis Crisis
Is 36 too Young to be a Desperate Cougar?
10 Reasons why I Love Jeremy Clarkson
Even though he’s a Blithering Idiot...
Losers and their Cruddy One-Liners
Quit While you're ahead Quick Quippers...
