All about Lady Lolita
Hi! I’m Lady Lolita
I’ve been a writer from the moment I could pick up a pencil. My innate ramblings were originally locked away in decade’s worth of diaries, but now thanks to the evolution of technology I can inflict my unwanted opinions upon the masses. Lucky you!
On the outside I’m a 30-something married mother of two little girls, but (not so) deep inside is the same insatiable, incorrigible and nearly always pissed 20-something I once was. You will see a lot of her, she likes to make herself heard!
I’m a heady mix of Latino passion, London gobbiness and a splash of Girl Power…with a cheeky Mojito always within reach.
“Love me or hate me – but you won’t forget me.”
Articles by Lady Lolita
Hairy and Scary
The Ongoing Battle of the Bush
What is a Bidet?
10 Reasons Why I WON'T Live Without my Bidet!
Do You Love Your Husband…
...As Much As You Love Your Child?
The Perpetually Offended
Calm Down Everyone! No Need For All This Outrage.
I Will Love You Like a Cat
Why Being the Dog in the Relationship is a Bad Idea
Why I Miss Working in an Office
Yes, Even the Commute!
Losing Beauty
It's not Just our Looks that Fade with Time
What does a Real Writer Look Like?
A Shy Tortured Artist? Bullshit!
40 Things I’ve Learned in 40 Years
All The Things I Wish I Had Known
Quick & Easy Halloween Crafts
For Lazy Mums With Impatient Kids
I Was Sexually Attacked and…
I Told Everyone but the Police
Give me Back My Body
A Pregnant Woman’s Body Belongs to Everyone....Apparently.
The Seven Deadly Sins of Facebook
What People’s Facebook Status’ Says About Them
Motherhood is not a Competition
Dads don't judge each other, so why do we?
