All about Lady Lolita
Hi! I’m Lady Lolita
I’ve been a writer from the moment I could pick up a pencil. My innate ramblings were originally locked away in decade’s worth of diaries, but now thanks to the evolution of technology I can inflict my unwanted opinions upon the masses. Lucky you!
On the outside I’m a 30-something married mother of two little girls, but (not so) deep inside is the same insatiable, incorrigible and nearly always pissed 20-something I once was. You will see a lot of her, she likes to make herself heard!
I’m a heady mix of Latino passion, London gobbiness and a splash of Girl Power…with a cheeky Mojito always within reach.
“Love me or hate me – but you won’t forget me.”
Articles by Lady Lolita
Why our Lady Bits will Never be as Neat as a Porn Star's!
Will I be Able to Swap Paper for Headphones?
Love in all its Sordid and Troubling Glory
Lunch Out Turned into my Biggest Mummy Fail Ever
Writers can only Write about what they Know
Ditch the Iceberg, Healthy Just Got Interesting!
How to have Kids AND a Clean House during the Holidays!
My Body won't be Shrinking for anyone this Summer
Excited About your First Night as Mr & Mrs? Don't be!
What to do (and not to do) if you want them to say 'I Do'
All Brides are Bitches, so Handle with Care
News Just in, the Average Size of a Pecker is...
Time to Embrace your Curves, Kitchen and Cussing, Chicas!
Falling, Farting and Fancying in the Gym!
Magic Mike XXL and Other XXX Films for Girls
From Crutchless to Shameless... our Drawers are Full of Drawers